The six best bases of 2 functions, and what each protects

Every cell is R²(g | span B) — the share of the imbalance in that shape a rule balancing that basis removes — computed from exact inner products between Hermite functions and indicators, with nothing simulated. The rows are ordered by their worst cell, which is the number an experimenter who does not know the shape is exposed to. The best row here guarantees 26.8% against every shape in the list, and the worst of the six guarantees 15.1%: the difference between them is entirely which subspace was picked, at the same cost per arrival.

The lower line is the best worst case over the six named shapes for a basis of each size, found by scoring every subset of the dictionary — an exact answer, since the problem is finite. One function guarantees 2.3%, which is nearly nothing; three guarantee 59.0% and the basis that does it is the covariate, its square and its cube, with no indicator in it. The upper line is the same problem with the basis drawn rather than fixed, which is worth 2.09 times as much at two functions and 1.32 at three. The two lines converge because a basis large enough to protect everything has nothing left to randomise over.

At 16 units there are 12,870 equal splits, so the ones meeting a stated tolerance can be counted rather than estimated. With each of the first k standardised imbalances required to be within 0.4 of a coin's own spread, the admissible count runs 3874 → 1006 → 314 → 0 → 0 → 0 — and at 4 functions there is no admissible assignment at all. The count is the number of distinct answers a randomisation test can give: at 3 functions its finest attainable p-value is 1 in 314. Balance improves with every constraint and the reference distribution shrinks with it, and the two run out at different rates.