Shape, and what it does to a two-sample test
Where the two tails disagree
A 95% t interval on an exponential source at 120 observations covers 94.81%, which reads as very nearly right. It misses below the mean on 4.08% of samples and above on 1.11% — one tail 63% too heavy and the other 56% too light, and the total is the statistic that hides it.
A degrees of freedom that is not a count
The pooled two-sample test's size runs from 0.55% to 18.91% across forty units split five ways against five variance ratios, with a true null in every cell. Welch's runs from 4.63% to 5.51% — bought with a degrees of freedom that is a function of the data, not an integer, and not a count of anything.
The skewness of a difference
Welch's test holds its size to within half a point when both groups are normal. Give both groups the same skewed population and it still balances at twenty and twenty — and at eight and thirty-two it rejects low on 7.16% of samples and high on 0.66%. One number decides which: the skewness of the difference of the two means, which ranks twenty-five cells by their imbalance with a correlation of 0.997.
The side a bound is read from
On thirty exponential observations the upper limit of a 95% t interval is exceeded by the true mean 6.38% of the time, against the 2.5% a safety margin set from it assumes. Widen the interval until its total coverage is exactly 95% and the upper limit is still exceeded 4.69% of the time. A symmetric repair fixes the number that is reported and not the one that is used; Hall's transformation, which bends the interval, takes the same rate to 3.31%.