What a summary of a scatter is a property of
R² is a property of the design
One line, one residual spread, five studies that differ only in how far apart they placed their x values. R² runs from 0.021 to 0.849 and the estimated residual spread is 0.993 in every one of them. Nothing about the relationship changed.
The t statistic wearing different clothes
For a simple regression, t² = (n − 2)R²/(1 − R²), exactly, on every dataset — checked to sixteen significant figures over five hundred fits. So a paper reporting R² and a p-value has reported one number twice, and two studies with the same R² have points four times further from the line.
The summary that was meant to work
Distance correlation is zero if and only if two variables are independent, which is exactly the guarantee a correlation coefficient lacks. Run on the four datasets that share a correlation, it spreads them by 0.10 — and Spearman, which guarantees nothing, spreads them by 0.49.