A guarantee that needed a symmetry
A zero that rests on a symmetry
A balancing rule removes exactly none of an interaction between two odd functions, at every correlation. The argument needs the joint sign flip to preserve the law, and no real covariate is symmetric about anything.
A split survives what a mean does not
The two things every trial balances come apart on a skewed covariate. A median split is a function of the sign of the latent normal whatever the marginal is; a mean is not, and its exact zero is gone at a skewness of one.
The cut that is not a quantile
A protocol that says split the covariate at a threshold and one that says split it at the median read the same and are different rules. One has an exact guarantee under every marginal and the other has none under any.
Balancing a skewed covariate
The worst case of the rule every trial runs goes from exactly zero to somewhere between a quarter of a per cent and two and a half. Which is small, and is a number that cannot be stated without the covariate's distribution in it.
A share at a hundred units
On a skewed covariate the closed form credits a rule that balances the means with removing 26% of the covariates' product and 52% of a square, shares that rest on symmetry having failed. A trial does not collect them. At a hundred units the rule removes 12% of the product and 37% of the square on the clearly skewed covariate, and at four hundred units barely more, because the shares live in the long tail and the tail is a handful of units. On the most skewed covariate the rule removes a fifth of the median split at a hundred units and nothing of it at four hundred: balancing the mean of such a covariate is balancing its largest few values.
The covariate on its ranks
A skewed covariate spoils every parity argument a balancing rule relies on, and a rule that balances ranks instead of values looks like the way out, since a rank has the same uniform law on any marginal. The measurement says the skew really does belong to the scale for one kind of shape: a rank holds a median split at exactly a quarter of a coin's imbalance whatever the covariate. But it pays with a cap on any shape linear in the value, at nearly half a coin's imbalance on the strongest skew. And a rule holding values and median splits together holds both, beating the rank on the shape a rank gives up and matching it on the one it gains.