A guarantee that needed a symmetry
A zero that rests on a symmetry
A balancing rule removes exactly none of an interaction between two odd functions, at every correlation. The argument needs the joint sign flip to preserve the law, and no real covariate is symmetric about anything.
A split survives what a mean does not
The two things every trial balances come apart on a skewed covariate. A median split is a function of the sign of the latent normal whatever the marginal is; a mean is not, and its exact zero is gone at a skewness of one.
The cut that is not a quantile
A protocol that says split the covariate at a threshold and one that says split it at the median read the same and are different rules. One has an exact guarantee under every marginal and the other has none under any.
Balancing a skewed covariate
The worst case of the rule every trial runs goes from exactly zero to somewhere between a quarter of a per cent and two and a half. Which is small, and is a number that cannot be stated without the covariate's distribution in it.