When the two are not independent
The fourth moment that was missing
Mehler's formula makes the main effects exact at any correlation and stops there, because the interactions need an expectation of four Hermite functions rather than two. A linearisation turns the four into two, and the whole geometry becomes closed again.
A zero that was an assumption
A rule handed every main effect of both covariates removes exactly none of a pure interaction. That is true at machine precision, it is a fact about independence, and it dies as the square of the correlation.
Walking the admissible set
A rerandomisation test hunts for admissible assignments and throws away the rest. A walk visits them instead — and it is exactly uniform only because it stands still when a proposal fails, which is the step that looks like waste.
Draws that repeat each other
A hunt costs 1/p evaluations per independent draw. A walk costs one per step and yields an effective draw every τ steps. Both are counted in the same unit, and the walk is dearer at every tolerance a trial is designed at.
The share a sample removes
A rule balancing eight main effects of two independent covariates removes exactly none of their interaction — in the population. A trial is a sample, and in a sample of a hundred units exact balance on the same eight functions removes 24% of the interaction's variance on average, between 10% and 42% from one trial to the next. At twenty-five units it removes 62%. The zero is the centre of nothing: it is the limit the in-sample share falls towards, by about two fifths with every doubling of the trial, carried there by an interaction whose spread grows with the very functions it is regressed on. At a correlation of a half the closed form says 64%; a trial of a hundred gets 69% on average and anything from 53% to 83%.