Counting what is independent
A penalty is a trace
Akaike's 2q is not a count of coefficients. It is the answer a trace collapses to when the rows are independent — and once they are not, the trace is still the right object and is no longer the count.
One number for a table of candidates
An effective sample size is a real quantity, it is exactly right about one thing, and that thing is a mean. Substituted into Akaike's criterion it changes nothing at all, because the penalty it is meant to fix has no sample size in it.
The repair that was exact and made it worse
A penalty computed from the trace is exactly the optimism it estimates, and selecting with it gives up a fifth more than not correcting anything. The row count entered the criterion twice, and a penalty is the second place.
The residuals are not the errors
A fit removes the part of the errors lying in its own column space, and a persistent design's column space is itself slow — so what is left behind is smoother than what went in, at every lag, by an amount that grows with the lag.
What a multiplier cannot keep
Two reasons were named for the quarter a blocked resampling falls short, and taking either away makes the gap larger. What is left is a bound — a multiplier can only take dependence out, and the residuals' own is already below the errors'.