Coverage without a distribution
Coverage from exchangeability alone
A conformal interval's coverage is a fact about the ranks of m+1 numbers, so it can be enumerated before any data arrive — all 40,320 orderings of eight values, agreeing with the closed form to machine precision. What that exactness delivers is not 95%.
What the split costs
Splitting a sample between fitting and calibrating looks like a trade against the guarantee, and it is not: coverage moves 0.63 points across nine splits and every reading sits on its own promise. The whole cost is 1.38% of width — and at sixty observations the width falls, rises and falls again.
Marginal is not conditional
One exactly valid interval covers 100.00% of a quiet group and 90.66% of a noisy one, and the floor is arithmetic rather than a measurement — a group of share π is guaranteed only 1 − α/π, which is zero when the group is as rare as the miss rate.
The score is the modelling
Six nonconformity scores on the same draws cover within 0.60 points of each other, against a standard error of a difference of 0.69 — one number six times. Their widths run over a factor of 2.361 and their adaptivity over a factor of 8.377.
When the order matters
Three ways of breaking exchangeability cost 4.93, 11.07 and 1.07 points of coverage, and the ordering by cost is the reverse of the ordering by how soon a test would have caught them. The departure practitioners check for is the cheapest one.
The weight that has to be estimated
A likelihood ratio sixteen times too large costs 5.5% of interval width and no coverage at all; one a thirtieth of the right size covers 67.90%. The estimate from a batch of five unlabelled covariates covers 95.10% against an exact repair's 95.30%, and the binomial says why.
A detector built for the ordering
The best of three checks for a drifting scale fires at half the growth factor the standard one needs — 2.12 against 4.31 — and still leaves 6.50 points of coverage gone before it does, against 0.51 for serial correlation. The reversal was not a property of the test.